The Truth About My Marriage

Here are the things that are true about my marriage:

6. I have to be much more creative to get out of doing the dishes
5. One car is SO not fun
4. Mill Woods is really far from the University
3. Jason is so nice about me stealing all the blankets at night
2. We have a lot of crap in our house

and the number one thing that is true about marriage:

1. Farting is WAY funnier now than it used to be!